{"id":29,"date":"2022-04-15T19:18:16","date_gmt":"2022-04-15T19:18:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/?p=29"},"modified":"2022-04-20T11:35:48","modified_gmt":"2022-04-20T11:35:48","slug":"ha-husvet-akkor-pacsuli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"Ha H\u00fasv\u00e9t, akkor pacsuli"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"397\" src=\"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolkodas.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-84\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolkodas.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolkodas-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolkodas-91x60.jpg 91w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.magyarhirlap.hu\/kronika\/A_vodortol_a_kolniig\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.magyarhirlap.hu\/kronika\/A_vodortol_a_kolniig\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">locsolkod\u00e1s<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Gyerekkoromban a legkev\u00e9sb\u00e9 szeretett \u00fcnnepem a H\u00fasv\u00e9t volt, ilyenkor \u00e1tkoztam, hogy l\u00e1nynak sz\u00fclettem. Eln\u00e9z\u00e9st k\u00e9rek a katolikus vall\u00e1s\u00fa olvas\u00f3kt\u00f3l, tudom, ez sz\u00e1mukra fontos \u00fcnnep. Nekem viszont azt jelentette, hogy j\u00f6nnek a f\u00e9rfi rokonok \u00e9s a fi\u00fa oszt\u00e1lyt\u00e1rsaim locsolkodni. Legal\u00e1bbis ez volt az alibi, mert a fi\u00fak val\u00f3j\u00e1ban a zsebp\u00e9nz\u00fcket akart\u00e1k megkeresni \ud83d\ude42 (az is j\u00e1rt a vers\u00e9rt \u00e9s locsol\u00e1s\u00e9rt a h\u00edmes toj\u00e1s mell\u00e9). A feln\u0151ttek pedig p\u00e1link\u00e1ban rem\u00e9nykedve nyomt\u00e1k meg a cseng\u0151t. K\u00ednos szitu\u00e1ci\u00f3k t\u00f6mkelege&#8230; Igen, tudom, mit s\u00edr a sz\u00e1m, van, akit j\u00e9ghideg k\u00fatv\u00edzzel \u00f6nt\u00f6ttek nyakon. Nekem, mint lelkes illatrajong\u00f3nak lehet, jobb lett volna az a verzi\u00f3&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolokolni-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-83\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolokolni-1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolokolni-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolokolni-1-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/locsolokolni-1-90x60.jpg 90w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/divany.hu\/trend\/2011\/04\/20\/locsolokolni_teszt\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/divany.hu\/trend\/2011\/04\/20\/locsolokolni_teszt\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">ezek m\u00e1r a modernebb verzi\u00f3k \ud83d\ude42<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">A legnagyobb ellens\u00e9g azonban nem az ital vagy a locsol\u00f3vers volt, hanem: a K\u00d6LNI. Biztosan hallottad m\u00e1r azt a felki\u00e1lt\u00e1st, hogy &#8222;f\u00faj, mi ez a borzalmas pacsuliszag?&#8221; K\u00e9pzelheted, mikor 5-10 k\u00fcl\u00f6nb\u00f6z\u0151, r\u00e9mesn\u00e9l r\u00e9mesebb l\u00f6tty\u00f6t l\u00f3d\u00edtanak a hajadra, ruh\u00e1dra n\u00e9h\u00e1ny \u00f3ra leforg\u00e1sa alatt. Kimosni nincs \u00e9rtelme, mert m\u00e1snap a fi\u00fa oszt\u00e1lyt\u00e1rsak m\u00e9g bulib\u00f3l locsolkodnak egyet. &#8222;B\u0171zl\u00f6tt\u00fcnk&#8221; napokig, az els\u0151 alkalommal \u00e9rzett b\u00fcszkes\u00e9g, -hogy n\u00e1lam ennyi meg annyi fi\u00fa j\u00e1rt, milyen men\u0151 \u00e9s sz\u00e9p vagyok-, az \u00e9vek alatt elsz\u00e1llt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Hogy mi is az a pacsuli, mire j\u00f3, \u00e9s t\u00e9nyleg olyan b\u00fcd\u00f6s-e, err\u0151l sz\u00f3l a  k\u00f6vetkez\u0151 bejegyz\u00e9sem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>locsolkod\u00e1s Gyerekkoromban a legkev\u00e9sb\u00e9 szeretett \u00fcnnepem a H\u00fasv\u00e9t volt, ilyenkor \u00e1tkoztam, hogy l\u00e1nynak sz\u00fclettem. Eln\u00e9z\u00e9st k\u00e9rek a katolikus vall\u00e1s\u00fa olvas\u00f3kt\u00f3l, tudom, ez sz\u00e1mukra fontos \u00fcnnep. Nekem viszont azt jelentette, hogy j\u00f6nnek a f\u00e9rfi rokonok \u00e9s a fi\u00fa oszt\u00e1lyt\u00e1rsaim locsolkodni. Legal\u00e1bbis ez volt az alibi, mert a fi\u00fak val\u00f3j\u00e1ban a zsebp\u00e9nz\u00fcket akart\u00e1k megkeresni \ud83d\ude42 (az is &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":63,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219,"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions\/219"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/63"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.agillat.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}